March 2012
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jamaican-supremacist asked: top 6 memes
Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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xtjna:
okonokos replied to your post: okonokos replied to your post: macroblogging:…
i looked up “otherkin” on google trends and there literally aren’t any results. tumblr is just full of fucking weirdos dude
i found this otherkin forum from a few years ago once and it was so weird because there were only like 5 or 6 posts and then i think they all migrated to tumblr
i remember like 3 years...
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jamaican-supremacist replied to your photo: robust psychic landscape
i’ll write u letters in the pen daddy i’ll send u nudes u are probs very acerbic
*unloads banana clip into soup kitchen*
LEEEET ME SEE THAT THOOOONG
brandnewswastikas:
“Where are the tits on this thing?” he shouted angrily at the curator of the Mark Rothko exhibit.
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“Everyone can be a dadaist. Dada is not limited to any art. The bartender in the...”
– Richard Huelsenbeck, En Avant Dada: A History of Dadaism (1920)
serial killers are so blasé
serial embezzlers make me so wet
hmu
brandnewswastikas:
DJ Google Image Search Results
tumblr will never understand how the robber is the shooter
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strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” he said.
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does he get to keep the bullet proof vest?
strepsis:
This school shooter seems really smart so I think I’m going to ask him if he wants to go on a date with me to Chili’s.
Dinner for Two at Chili’s would be a good title for an ohio shooter murder mystery fanfic
Jimmy Hatcher: meme starter
Really Dumb Amateur 18 Blonde Teen Viral Video Star Gets Taught a Lesson by Teacher Because She’s Really Stupid and Doesn’t Understand Anything
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well i hit a curb and popped a tire
oops
http://dairyqueen.tumblr.com/ →
i was trying to think of a fast food restaurant i haven’t done in a while and i was going to check their website to see what i was going to order and i guess i typed this
cool
emptycells:
speaking is a privilege i wish idiots and nerds were forced to communicate in sonar or over a specific FM radio frequency so i could think in peace
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fricking one percent makes me rage face
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L’Efant planned DC as the “Paris of the Americas” or some shit and everything here is boring as hell except the brutalist buildings/metro stations
our tallest buildings are in Rosslyn and they’re like 400 foot luxury appartments with bland as hell designs
i hate the washington monument so much i hope its the first thing torn down post-revolution
actually all of the...
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Anonymous asked: Arc de Triomf is in Barcelona.
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February 2012
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textposter:
A documentary titled “Chasin’ Derulo: The Life & Times of Jason Derulo”.
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doritos are so gross why would you eat them
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A Dramatic Fragment by Kurt Schwitters
a. Sir.
b. Yes?
a. You are under arrest.
b. No.
a. You are under arrest, Sir.
b. No.
a. I shall shoot, Sir.
b. No.
a. I shall shoot, Sir.
b. No.
a. I shall shoot, Sir.
b. No.
a. I hate you.
b. No.
a. I shall crucify you.
b. Not so.
a. I shall poison you.
b. Not so.
a. I shall murder you.
b. Not so.
a. Think of the winter.
b. Never.
a. I am going to kill you.
b. As I said, never.
a. I shall shoot.
b. You have already said that once.
a. Now come along.
b. You can’t arrest me.
a. Why not?
b. You can take me into custody, but no more.
a. Than I shall take you into custody.
b. By all means.
b. (Allows himself to be taken into custody and be led away.)
The stage grows dark. The audience feels duped and there are catcalls and whistles. The chorus cries : “Where’s the author? Throw him out! Rubbish!”
everets:
I have a theory that Ryan Gosling is a ghost and it’s pretty much proven at this point
